Vilanelle

I have this dream of going Ivy League

Walking amongst the high of society

But it is a fad never meant to be.

This state; it seems like I will never leave.

Never able to achieve prosperity

I have this dream of going Ivy League.

The Upper-West Side, something I’ll never see.

Useless street names learned to their final T.

But is a fad never meant to be.

As for success, seems I won’t find the key.

Finances seem to be tough to agree.

I have this dream of going Ivy League.

To Columbia University

I was excited for the big city

But it is a fad never meant to be.

Going to KU is now what I foresee.

The Kansas haven of local artsies

I have this dream of going Ivy League.

But it is a fad never meant to be.

Sonnet For John

The feeling is incomparable

The rough texture of fiberglass under my feet

The heeling and swaying of the vessel

The beat of the sail against the boom

But sometimes it can be cold and heartless

Thunderheads rising in the western skies

Menacing and bold against other clouds

Wising up the saltiest of sea dogs

But even at the sky’s darkest hour

Even in the roughest chop of the sea

Even in the beady eye of the storm

Or the wind’s final and brilliant puff

I know you’ll be there, like blood in my heart

Forever beside me; being my Bud.

Outside Reading Questions

I was surprised when Bobby was not forced to squeal like a pig during their...err…trouble with the mountain men. In the movie, it was such a chilling and horrifying sound that really (and unfortunately) defined the movie and only added to the party’s backcountry terror. I have since found that the actor who played the hillbilly in the movie improved the swine related line, along with the equally chilling “You got a purdy mouth” statement. Still, I would be happy if they hadn’t thought up dialogue because nobody remembers anything else from the movie. Burt Reynolds gave his best performance before descending into bankruptcy and campy films, and it would have been fine without that entire scene because it seemed unfeasible. Still, it was horrifying to read, and more horrifying to watch, and I’m glad Lewis had a cool head and good aim.

I noticed how Lewis fracturing his leg was a subtle example of irony that was pivotal to entire second part of the story. Lewis Medlock (portrayed by Burt Reynolds in the movie adaptation) was the amateur survivalist that got the group together for the canoe trip. He could hunt, fish, trap, and do almost anything to survive in the woods. He was the only one who even remotely knew what they were doing, and even he was in over his head on the excursion. He ended up with a compound break in his thighbone after trying to canoe down Griffin’s Shot, which was riddled with falls and twists and turns. A bullet from a sniper on a gorge that bordered the rapids grazed another member of their party; he drowned after falling out of the canoe without wearing a life preserver. They lost all of their gear, and one of the canoes snapped in half. Needless to say, they were in a situation that they believed only Lewis could resolve, but he was now wriggling in pain on a sandbar. Ed ends up climbing the 150-foot gorge, killing the sniper, and piloting the canoe another 15 miles downriver. I thought it was ironic that Lewis, the seemingly unbreakable man of survival and instinct, ended up being seriously injured, leaving Bobby, a clumsy, overweight fool when it came to the outdoors, and Ed, who could manage, but still lacked the nerves of steel and the absence of compassion seen in Lewis, to actually become the real hero in the story.

I’d like to know if the brother-in-law of the deputy was ever found. At the end of the book, it was implied that Ed might have killed the wrong man on top of the gorge; it may have been just a man out trying to get food for his family. The deputy was sure that Ed had killed his sister’s husband, whom had never returned after going out to hunt a few days prior. This was further implied when Ed discovered that the man he had killed had teeth (although he did have some implants on his top ones), while the accomplice during their backwoods horror story was described only as “the toothless man”. So did Ed kill an innocent man due to he and Lewis’ paranoia? In his defense, the man did have a gun, and he was at a prime spot on the gorge to pick off the party as they floated down the river. But could he have just coincidently stopped there for a rest? After all, Ed didn’t find him camped there, intently waiting for the canoes; he had just wandered to the spot and lazily stopped. Furthermore, after Ed shot him, he feel out of the tree onto one of his own broadheads. Was this some sort of subtle punishment brought on by the author, a punishment for slaying an innocent man?

If I had been Lewis Medlock in the novel, I would have done much more research into the river. In his defense, he did come quite prepared, with the back of station wagon filled to the brim with gear. But when they got onto the river, they had no idea what to expect. He didn’t know how rough it was, where rapids, fast water, and falls were located; he didn’t even know where the town where the cars were driven to was located. Granted, it was in the days before cell phones, the internet, and global positioning systems, but he had been up there before and still didn’t know what exactly the river held for them. He was warned multiple times by the locals that it was dangerous; even they wouldn’t go on it unless they absolutely had to, and he couldn’t even find it when they first got to the town and hired two mechanics to drive their cars to another town downriver. He was too sure of his survival skills, and, despite his immense knowledge into this, he still lacked the real experience to actually get a whole group of people down the river safely. He was arrogant and full of himself to say the least. (Even though he was pretty cool.)

I was reminded of some of my own arrogance when I’ve camped through Lewis Medlock. I’ve gone out on the river canoeing, although it was in a group and on a surveyed piece of river, and I distinctly remember flipping the canoe in some fast moving water and ended with a canoe pinned against a tree. The other person in the canoe with me and I tried in vain to free the canoe, but underestimated the power of water moving downhill. It took my step dad and scoutmaster, both very strong men, about ten minutes to free the canoe. And this was on the Niangua, which we joke about being the slowest river in the state of Missouri. I got in this situation because I was too sure of my canoeing skills, and myself, even though it was only my second time paddling a canoe. Spending my entire life around water, behind the helm of a 32.5 Oceanis or a jetboat with a 455 Oldsmobile engine in it, I should have known that water is something to be respected.

Concrete Poem (Text)

The wind wails

Heading across the channel

Crisscrossing through the swells

From shoreline to shoreline

The boat leans

Nearly kissing the water

With its rails

The main is pulled inward

It takes the strength of two men

To just inch the traveler further port

Then it happens.

The boat jerks port

Swings upward

And now is dead

In the water

The main flaps in the wind

The boom swinging about

The hull rises and falls.

The smell of diesel

Now beckons

After the overpowering

Of the wind

Riddle Poem

The smell of synthetic velvet

The creaking of hinges

It arises from its sleep

Ready to be picked

The silver-tipped snake

Glistens in the bright light

The box shines a small glow

Of red

The snake makes contact

With a plug in the box

The first movement of a hand

And an instant wail

The man

He moves, grooves; waves his body

Drops to his knees, then lies down

The movement of the arm becoming softer

Finally he ends

Smashing his axe through the box

It shorts

And flames begin to lick its black vinyl

Everything is now destroyed

Stands toppled over

Snakes entangled between boxes

With nothing left but ashes

And waterlogged remnants of

Wood and paint  

Acrostic Poem

B – Bored and Passive Demeanor

R – Rich in creativity and critique

A – Against the “norm”

D – Dictator of stories

E – Eccentric

N – Nerd

Parent Letter

The car has been the symbol of American teen culture since the 1950’s; the bigger, faster, louder, and heavier the better. The premise behind this was simple: take the biggest, meanest car you could produce, jam the biggest engine you could fit under the hood, mount on a couple of tailpipes and a four-on-the-column, and just drive. Gradually, the United States shifted away from their culture of big, loud, American made beasts, toward the more fuel-sipping, efficient, and safer foreign imports. For my first car, I would like a taste of either of these markets; a 454 Chevrolet Chevelle, the toned, American brute, or a straight-four Volkswagen “clean diesel” Jetta, the imported master of efficiency and safety.

As would be expected when talking about vintage muscle cars, concerns of safety and cost of insurance, fuel, and maintenance will arise. However, I think that these can be dispelled by the fact that, between my two grandpas, we can do most of the maintenance without the assistance of a trained mechanic. Most concerns with the Volkswagen would pertain to the common stereotypes of the diesel; loud, smelly, dirty engines that belong in tractors and semi trucks, not a small car. However, the Jetta TDI’s engine is, and is marketed as, a diesel that burns like a conventional unleaded fuel engine.

 Don’t we all enjoy a fine slice of Americana? And is there no better example that the muscle car? Mom, in 1966, your parents wed and drove away from St. Paul’s Catholic Church in a 1962 409 Impala Super Sport, a car known for its speed and unprecedented output of over 425 horsepower. Was your dad or mom ever killed or injured in a car accident? No, in fact they both carry very fond memories of their 409. And Will, didn’t your parents drive to their honeymoon in a 1970 396 Chevrolet Chevelle Super Sport, a car with an available 454 cubic inch engine that had to be marketed at a smaller size so that the Chevelle’s primary market, teens and young adults, could even get insurance on them? They too were also never injured in a car wreck and even owned another Chevelle after they sold that one. So why can’t I, who has had their values bestowed upon by you, own a muscle car?

The Jetta TDI is the polar opposite of the Chevelle; small and fuel efficient with a straight four cylinder engine and front wheel drive. Being safe, reliable, and having the ability to practically be driven to the ground, it is the obvious choice for my first car. Also, being a diesel engine, it is even more fuel efficient than the standard gasoline engine. A common assumption of the diesel fueled engine is that they are noisy, foul, and grimy. While this may be true with most diesels, Volkswagen uses a turbodiesel engine, which has the benefit of improved gas mileage from the traditional diesel, but runs more efficiently than its standard counterpart. They tested around 54 mpg on the highway with a five speed manual, almost as much as a Prius, but without the risk of uncontrolled acceleration and recalls. Diesel may be harder to obtain, but with the mileage I’d be getting I don’t think it would be a problem having to look for stations with the fuel.

Cars are the true rite of passage for the American teenager. I would really like to make this passage into the world of real responsibility, probably with a Volkswagen Jetta TDI, mostly because the Chevelle would be fun to own, but too much to handle.